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LVSSA MISSION STATEMENT

To connect people who love senior softball by working with local agencies to enrich our lives, promote health and fitness, keep active, give back to our community, build friendships and prolong a quality of life as we age.  

MARCH 2023 PLAYER PROFILE - "WyLIE" GETER

Wylie "Coyote" Geter - "The Gatekeeper"

  

Wylie, at age 87, has been playing baseball and softball for 75 years. He moved to Las Vegas from Denver too many years ago for him to remember. Wylie, though, can remember when it's Tuesday and Friday. On those days, year around, you'll see Wylie at Lorenzi Park playing softball. He also preps the field. He pulls the 33 pound drag, strings, and chalks the lines. Wylie lives for softball.


Favorite store.......Acme - LOL!!  Beep - Beep......

Favorite beer.......Heineken

Favorite Food.......Italian

Music.........Country Western

TV/Movies.......Westerns......Audie Murphy movies

If you were a western outlaw, who would you be?.......Billy The Kid

Favorite color......Blue

Favorite Sports Teams.......Broncos, Rockies and Avalanche

Pets.....A 10 year old Terrier named Mack


-Player Profile Courtesy of Mike "MLK" Kaczer

HONOR FLIGHT - DENNIS HETHERINGTON

From Longtime LVSSA Member Alan Melnick


Navy veteran Dennis Hetherington, who plays on Tuesday/Friday, has been selected to participate in the Honor Flight Program and will be flying to Washington DC on April 14 - 16.   I thought maybe you could mention this on our website. Dennis is a good guy and we’ll deserving.


Thanks,

Alan


Congratulations Dennis!

LVSSA WELCOMES OUR NEW MEMBERS

Welcome To:

Chad "Ocho" Brea - (Marines)


Leanne Katterheinrich-Crist


Seth Ruskin


Tom Hartnett


Mike Walter


Roger Ford - (Navy)


Denis Keiley - (Air Force)


Paul Salas - (Marines)


Bruce King


Joe Burgess


BIG 5 Coupon (GOOD THRU 3/31/2023)

Courtesy of Louise Freiheit

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HAPPY EASTER

May Your Easter Be "Egg-citing"

MARCH 2023 - LVSSA BOARD AT CPR CLASS

Your LVSSA Board of Directors and Friends at CPR Class

Left to Right - Front Row:   Pam, Mike "MLK" Kaczer, Rod Adams, Louise Freiheit, George Kuehnel, Kathy Kluever.  Back Row:  Steve Freiheit, "Joe V.", Scott Carr, Renn Hjellum-Lim.


Thanks to Louise Freiheit for organizing the class.

PERIODIC FUNNIES

Coop de Ville

A chicken coop only has two doors. 


If it had four..... it would be a sedan. 

Sleepy Joke

What do you call a sleeping bull? 


A bulldozer.….....

A Duck Like Rudolph

What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in? 


Mallardjusted..........

Tohhhhhhhh.................

I once had a girlfriend who dropped me when she found out I only had 4 toes on my left foot.


She was “lack toes” intolerant ….....

Vegetable Party!

Where do vegetables go to have a few drinks? 


The Salad Bar........

A Hairy Experience

A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway spilling everything.  


Police are combing the area........

Cow Whisperer

Did you hear about the dairy farmer that whispers to his cows to increase milk production?  


It goes in one ear and out the udder! 

A Cow Buzz

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.


That's right.  The steaks were pretty high..............

I'll Take Two

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: 


"A beer please, and one for the road..........." 

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